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Last Updated: 27.06.2025 22:17

No, not a chance
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Next, they tried...
Everyone loved it.
Why paracetamol – one of the world’s most common painkillers – works - The Jerusalem Post
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Freaks and Cheeks
Hysterias & Posteriors
Satellite Pics Show How Russia Tried To Avert Ukraine Drone Strikes, But Failed - NDTV
Still no good.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Loons and Moons
How can someone get patrons on Patreon if they are a beginner artist?
So, the docs changed it to read
Minds and Behinds
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Padres Designate Jason Heyward For Assignment - MLB Trade Rumors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Thumbs down again.
Why has no country adopted the SA80/L85 rifle?
So they tried
They put up a sign reading
No go.
Still no good
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Then came..
Japanese queue for hours as rice shortage deepens - Financial Times
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Nuts and Butts
L.A. Dodgers, facing fan pressure, pledge $1M after immigration raids - The Washington Post
No way
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Unacceptable again!
Catatonics & High Colonics
Why are people saying that Trump is fat when he is an athletic 6 foot 3 and 215 pounds?
Just Forget it!
share office space ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.